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I nutcracker choked an Eritrean spy trying to throw iceberg lettuce at …

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a crow a duck 🦆 a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a swan 🦢 a squirrel a koala 🐨 a mouse 🐁 a goose a blackbird

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