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I nutcracker choked an Equatorial Guinean spy trying to throw cat biscuits at …

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a robin a mouse 🐁 a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a pigeon a duck 🦆 a goose a magpie a rat 🐀

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