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I nutcracker choked an Egyptian spy trying to throw garlic cloves at …

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a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁 a robin a swan 🦢 a crow a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird a magpie

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