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I nutcracker choked an Egyptian spy trying to throw watermelon at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆 a squirrel a robin a magpie a pigeon a goose a crow a raccoon 🦝 a mouse 🐁
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