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Superhero
I
nutcracker choked
a Cuban
spy
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
rice pudding
sunflower seeds
shrimp
prawn crackers
iceberg lettuce
halloumi
tinned frankfurters
mushy peas
yoghurt
hamburger relish
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