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Superhero
I
nutcracker choked
a Croatian
spy
trying to throw
chilli peppers
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a pigeon
a koala 🐨
a swan 🦢
a coot
a blackbird
a crow
a magpie
a duck 🦆
a robin
a squirrel
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