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Superhero
I
nutcracker choked
a Colombian
spy
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
hummus
peppercorns
tinned frankfurters
garlic cloves
prawn crackers
lemons
chilli peppers
hamburger relish
bananas
bread
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