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I nutcracker choked a Cape Verdean spy trying to throw rice at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swan 🦢 a rat 🐀 a squirrel a blackbird a robin a goose a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a magpie a crow
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