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I nutcracker choked a Cape Verdean spy trying to throw pitted olives at …

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a robin a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀 a crow a mouse 🐁 a magpie a squirrel a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a koala 🐨

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