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Superhero

I nutcracker choked an American spy trying to throw avocados at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a pigeon a squirrel a robin a coot a mouse 🐁 a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀 a goose

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