Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I nutcracker choked a Bhutanese spy trying to throw potatoes at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a blackbird a swan 🦢 a koala 🐨 a goose a magpie a squirrel a mouse 🐁 a rat 🐀 a pigeon

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.