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I nutcracker choked a Venezuelan spy trying to throw prawn crackers at …

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a swan 🦢 a coot a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a blackbird a robin a mouse 🐁 a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆

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