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Superhero
I
nutcracker choked
a Venezuelan
spy
trying to throw
hamburger relish
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a blackbird
a mouse 🐁
a squirrel
a coot
a magpie
a rat 🐀
a robin
a duck 🦆
a crow
a koala 🐨
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