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I nutcracker choked a Citizen of Vanuatu spy trying to throw rice pudding at …

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a blackbird a magpie a mouse 🐁 a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a coot a goose a squirrel a swan 🦢 a pigeon

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