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I nutcracker choked a Citizen of Vanuatu spy trying to throw Doritos at …

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a swan 🦢 a goose a squirrel a duck 🦆 a crow a robin a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a blackbird a mouse 🐁

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