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Superhero
I
nutcracker choked
a Citizen of Vanuatu
spy
trying to throw
prawn crackers
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a blackbird
a pigeon
a swan 🦢
a rat 🐀
a coot
a goose
a raccoon 🦝
a robin
a squirrel
a magpie
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