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I nutcracker choked a Citizen of Vanuatu spy trying to throw tomatoes at …

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a goose a rat 🐀 a swan 🦢 a koala 🐨 a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a squirrel a robin a raccoon 🦝 a coot

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