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I nutcracker choked a Tuvaluan spy trying to throw peppercorns at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a duck 🦆 a swan 🦢 a goose a mouse 🐁 a coot a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a robin a blackbird a magpie
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