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Superhero
I
nutcracker choked
a Togolese
spy
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
porridge
mashed potato
sunflower seeds
hamburger relish
cat biscuits
rice pudding
chicken nuggets
potatoes
scrambled egg
tinned frankfurters
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