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I nutcracker choked a Tanzanian spy trying to throw chicken nuggets at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rat 🐀 a robin a duck 🦆 a coot a mouse 🐁 a magpie a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a goose

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