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I nutcracker choked an Algerian spy trying to throw ice-cream cones at …

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a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a rat 🐀 a blackbird a pigeon a magpie a crow

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