Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I nutcracker choked a Sudanese spy trying to throw hummus at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird a squirrel a duck 🦆 a magpie a koala 🐨 a crow a robin a swan 🦢

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.