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I nutcracker choked a Stateless spy trying to throw halloumi at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a goose a rat 🐀 a crow a magpie a coot a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨
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