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Superhero

I nutcracker choked a Stateless spy trying to throw sunflower seeds at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a magpie a goose a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆 a crow a coot a koala 🐨 a mouse 🐁

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