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Superhero

I nutcracker choked a Stateless spy trying to throw prawn crackers at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢 a squirrel a rat 🐀 a coot a robin a magpie a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝

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