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Superhero
I
nutcracker choked
a Stateless
spy
trying to throw
potatoes
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
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🦄
random pathetic excuse
a coot
a pigeon
a robin
a raccoon 🦝
a mouse 🐁
a koala 🐨
a blackbird
a goose
a swan 🦢
a magpie
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