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Superhero
I
nutcracker choked
a Sri Lankan
spy
trying to throw
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
mushy peas
tinned tuna
halloumi
ice-cream cones
noodles
garlic cloves
mashed potato
tomatoes
lemons
porridge
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