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Superhero
I
nutcracker choked
a South Sudanese
spy
trying to throw
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
peppercorns
iceberg lettuce
baked beans
porridge
garlic cloves
pizza
prawn crackers
tomato ketchup
yoghurt
gherkins
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