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I nutcracker choked a Somali spy trying to throw chicken wings at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a coot a rat 🐀 a magpie a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a blackbird a koala 🐨 a mouse 🐁 a goose a crow
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