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I nutcracker choked a Bangladeshi spy trying to throw Marmite at …

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a swan 🦢 a koala 🐨 a squirrel a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a goose a duck 🦆 a magpie

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