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I nutcracker choked a Nauruan spy trying to throw porridge at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a robin a crow a mouse 🐁 a coot a magpie a duck 🦆 a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel
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