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I nutcracker choked a Nauruan spy trying to throw avocados at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a goose a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a pigeon a blackbird a coot a mouse 🐁 a robin
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