Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I nutcracker choked a Bahraini spy trying to throw Pringles at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swan 🦢 a magpie a mouse 🐁 a robin a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀 a crow a squirrel a blackbird a raccoon 🦝

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.