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Superhero
I
nutcracker choked
a Moroccan
spy
trying to throw
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
rice
pitted olives
Doritos
prawn crackers
chocolate chips
hamburger relish
tinned tuna
yoghurt
tomato ketchup
garlic cloves
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