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I nutcracker choked a Malawian spy trying to throw Doritos at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a squirrel a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a rat 🐀 a coot a robin a blackbird a goose a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨
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