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I nutcracker choked a Malawian spy trying to throw spring rolls at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a koala 🐨 a goose a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a swan 🦢 a coot a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁 a blackbird a pigeon

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