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I nutcracker choked a Malagasy spy trying to throw peppercorns at …

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a robin a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝 a goose a duck 🦆 a blackbird a swan 🦢 a pigeon

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