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I nutcracker choked an Azerbaijani spy trying to throw baked beans at …

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a swan 🦢 a mouse 🐁 a duck 🦆 a raccoon 🦝 a goose a magpie a pigeon a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a robin

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