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I nutcracker choked an Azerbaijani spy trying to throw garlic cloves at …

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a coot a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a magpie a mouse 🐁 a duck 🦆 a robin a pigeon a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝

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