Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I nutcracker choked an Azerbaijani spy trying to throw potatoes at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pigeon a blackbird a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a duck 🦆 a goose a squirrel a swan 🦢 a coot

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.