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I nutcracker choked a Lithuanian spy trying to throw sunflower seeds at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a robin a squirrel a goose a magpie a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a swan 🦢 a crow
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