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I nutcracker choked a Liechtenstein citizen spy trying to throw porridge at …

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a pigeon a rat 🐀 a robin a koala 🐨 a coot a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird a squirrel a duck 🦆

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