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I nutcracker choked a Liechtenstein citizen spy trying to throw prawns at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rat 🐀 a squirrel a koala 🐨 a goose a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a magpie a crow a swan 🦢

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