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I nutcracker choked a Citizen of Kiribati spy trying to throw Pringles at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a koala 🐨 a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a robin a coot a blackbird a swan 🦢 a squirrel a magpie a raccoon 🦝

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