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I nutcracker choked a Citizen of Kiribati spy trying to throw avocados at …

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a magpie a pigeon a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝 a duck 🦆 a coot a mouse 🐁 a blackbird a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀

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