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I nutcracker choked a Kazakh spy trying to throw baked beans at …

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a swan 🦢 a robin a rat 🐀 a magpie a squirrel a raccoon 🦝 a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨 a pigeon a mouse 🐁

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