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I nutcracker choked a Kazakh spy trying to throw shrimp at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a pigeon a squirrel a goose a mouse 🐁 a blackbird a coot a koala 🐨 a magpie

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