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Superhero
I
nutcracker choked
a Japanese
spy
trying to throw
watermelon
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a blackbird
a magpie
a robin
a rat 🐀
a raccoon 🦝
a goose
a pigeon
a crow
a swan 🦢
a squirrel
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