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Superhero
I
nutcracker choked
an Australian
spy
trying to throw
pizza
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
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random pathetic excuse
a koala 🐨
a duck 🦆
a robin
a squirrel
a crow
a magpie
a raccoon 🦝
a swan 🦢
a pigeon
a coot
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