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Superhero
I
nutcracker choked
an Australian
spy
trying to throw
spring rolls
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a swan 🦢
a robin
a duck 🦆
a pigeon
a koala 🐨
a blackbird
a goose
a magpie
a squirrel
a rat 🐀
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